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Joke of the Day

"This hot girl asked me to recommend some music so i said Pink Floyd, she said ""I didn't know Pink used her last name as well"" Now she's dead"

"""LOL, NOPE"" -Me, 25 seconds into the marathon"

"Everyone one knows Nissan's Motorsport brand, NISMO.... But most forget Honda's brand, HOMO...it's pretty gay if you ask me..."

"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."

"Petting my dog with a spatula cause I'm too lazy to reach and he is too lazy to move closer Why is there a spatula in my room?"

"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."

"Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist."

"A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth The result was soup rising"

"Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because the snowblower was coming down the block."

"I've reached the most difficult moment in parenting: explaining to my son why the first Star Wars movie is Episode 4."