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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars? A mole-ionaire."

"Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern."

"whats a feminist least favorite football team? MANchester united"

"I should put my GPA up for adoption. There's no way I can raise it by myself."

"If you look up ""cool"" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of me. I like to deface dictionaries."

"Why did the farmer take a milk bath? Because he's too tall for a milk shower."

"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."

"Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well? ... because it has NO FANS!!! (get it? no fans? ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)"

"My doctor told me he appreciates my patience. I told him that I appreciate that he appreciates his patients."

"Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them."