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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a whore and a prostitute? One of them is a paid professional and the other one's your mom."

"How do you circumcise a priest? Kick a little boy in the jaw."

"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."

"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."

"The kids next door just challenged me to a water fight. So I'd thought I'd post this while I wait for the kettle to boil."

"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."

"A man tried to sell me a casket today.. I told him that's the last thing I need."

"What do you call the Spanish Government? Juan Republic"

"You say tomato I say gross"

"What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? ...The holocaust"