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Joke of the Day

"What's black, has eight legs, and makes a woman scream? Gangrape"

"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"When a woman has to pick one of three men: a smart one, a cute one or a rich one. She always chooses the asshole."

"What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed? ""So ve it."""

"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."

"A five year old just made up this joke. Q: Why do astronauts eat so fast? A: Because they're on a rocket ship. Duh."

"What's the difference between chemistry and cooking? In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon."

"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"

"A baby mosquito had just returned after his first flight. Daddy mosquito asked, ""So, son, how did it feel?"" The baby mosquito replied, ""Wow, Dad, it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me!"""

"I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other."