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Joke of the Day
"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."
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"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"
"We should be more thankful for our wounded veterans Our freedom cost them an arm and a leg"
"I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm... I said,"" I like my logarithms like my women, all natural""."
"My wife asked me why I was walking around the house with a gun I responded, ""Because of those fucking decepticons!"" I laughed. She laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster."
"What do you call a limbless swimmer? Bob."
"Carpenters are only in it for them shelves."
"What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?"
"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"
"What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one."