128354
Joke of the Day
"- Judy, you have such a great taste! - Steve, stop biting me!"
Next Joke
"I bet no one's had as many concussions as the guy who invented nunchucks."
"What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover? Sorry... That came out wrong."
"why are black people fast? all the slow ones are in jail"
"If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing."
"A Funeral Director isn't the best position in this economy... It's a dying trade"
"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."
"Yo mamma so ugly When one direction saw her they went in the other direction"
"Why did the chickens cross the road? To get to their jobs at the Sony headquarters."
"What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana."