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"whoops i accidentally spilled a whole pizza in my mouth"
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"I'm holding a benefit for people with erectile dysfunction or orgasm issues. If you can't come, let me know."
"I started studying art history. I'm really learning a lot. This painter named 'Renaissance' is just amazing."
"A rabbi and a priest are walking down the street. They see a young boy bending over and the priest says ""let's screw him!"" And the rabbi says ""outta what?"""
"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"
"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock"
"9: Mom! Where's my Spiderman costume? I want to wear it to the science museum ""In your closet, why?"" 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!"
"I'll be signing copies of my tweets this Friday at Barnes & Noble in Salt Lake City! Just meet me by the bathrooms at 5:30 & bring a pen."
"How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? About 9 months."
"Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat clowns? Because they tasted funny."