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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat clowns? Because they tasted funny."
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"What's in an Irish 7 course meal? A 6 pack and a potato."
"QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people."
"Sometimes I just like to switch off I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit"
"What's in a domestic book? Home page."
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's pretty time consuming. I'll escort myself out now."
"Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink. Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP. Brain: Can you actually hear me?"
"Wife A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."
"date: [breaks 3 minute silence] ""you dont have to use the chopsticks just to impress me"" me: [trying to pick up my beer] ""i can do it"""
"That show Scrubs is bullshit. Not one person in this hospital joined in my song and dance number."