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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ? Nothing, The hits keep coming"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh, wait, they're done."

"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins."

"Skinny If fat people have more skin shouldn't they really be the 'skinny' ones?"

"The word of the day is: bishop My sister fell down the stairs, i had to pick the bitch up"

"Engineering Class My teacher tells me there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't..."

"How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected? All your stuff has been donated to charity"

"My SO is on a diet and I noticed she was staring at her food so I asked why..... She said 'I'm watching what I eat'."

"Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don't like."

"Goes to church to find God's love. Friendzoned."