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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of armpit farters? A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)"

"I like my woman like a I like a flight * Easy to find online * Baggage free * Willing to serve hot food"

"The cops say I have to stop trying to fist fight the guy who tries to feed my house letters everyday."

"There's a thin line between ""I should do a status update about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that""..."

"If contraception is birth control... ... abortion is birth control-alt-delete."

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but i've been tripping all day!"

"Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!"

"Did you hear about that new movie ""Constipation?!"" It still hasn't come out!"

"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"

"Whenever a bird shits on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on front of my porch just to let them know what I am capable of"