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Joke of the Day

"Cation Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on] -Noun Chemistry 1.An ion with paws-tive charge. 2.The cutest ion ever."

"I have a girlfriend Not sure if this is really a joke, but everyone laughs when I say it."

"""Tens of Thousands of Ants Killed"", reads the headline of Ant Daily newspaper every single day. It is hard to be an ant."

"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."

"What do KFC and Tumblr have in common? Transfats"

"I'm beginning to think the dark circles that appeared under my eyes in 2008 may not go away."

"To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us"

"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"

"Welcome to Condescending Club. Even an idiot would know the 1st rule. If not, you want paaaatronizing club. You know what that is, riiiight?"

"Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us."