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Joke of the Day

"I know exactly where I stand on the controversial issue of female on male rape. In the corner, with a video camera."

"I have a malaysia airlines joke but no one finds it funny"

"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""

"What's pink and hard? The Financial Times crossword puzzle"

"If I got a dollar every time someone called me a racist Black people would rob me."

"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"

"Have you heard of this new drug? The DEA just passed a new controversial drug to help treat lesbians with depression. It's called Tricoxagan."

"I got a puppy for my daughter... Good swap if you ask me."

"*walks into starbucks* Me: HEY ANY ASPIRING AUTHORS HERE?? SOMEONE FROM PENGUIN PUBLISHING OUTSIDE!!! *has choice of any table*"

"My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library... I said ""Shit man, it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want!"""