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Joke of the Day

"I have a malaysia airlines joke but no one finds it funny"

"After decorating the house, I spilled cheap vodka on some glitter and dirt I was sweeping up. Now, my house looks like Ke$ha."

"My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed."

"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."

"The reality is men have no idea what women want... and women have no idea what women want"

"Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup? Anyone can mash potatoes!"

"I'm bringing sexy back. Apparently there was a misunderstanding and I never should have been allowed to purchase it in the first place."

"Khal Drogo Weighs in on Episode Leaks by Filmkritter on DeviantArt #OC"

"Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S"

"What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!"