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Joke of the Day

"Research shows, 78% of all statistics are made up! Just like this one. (Its nit my own. I heard this somewhere, thought was worth sharing)"

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"I hate when i'm trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me excuse u it's not ur birthday so take a step back"
"A cop pulls over a redneck The cop asks ""Got any ID?"" The redneck scratches his head, "" 'bout what?"""
"What's the difference between a cat and a period? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a period is a pause at the end of a clause."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"The phrase ""A stone's throw"" has been discontinued. Please use ""In Wifi range"" from now on."
"What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings"
"People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us."
"i feel like i need to go to rehab for my avocado addiction. :("
"I'm sorry. I had your Sharona confused with mine."