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Joke of the Day

"Research shows, 78% of all statistics are made up! Just like this one. (Its nit my own. I heard this somewhere, thought was worth sharing)"

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"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."
"Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle? He always gets stuck on across."
"4:04 AM Error! Sleep not found!"
"My internet addiction is so bad... Its alt of ctrl."
"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""
"TIFU by downloading different captions Whoops, wrong sub."
"I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine. He was kinda cute too."
"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."
"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."