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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear the one about my penis..? You wouldn't get it... It's too long."
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"What do you call white people on a bench? The NBA"
"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"
"Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is."
"I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touchscreen while I'm driving"
"How fuckin' good do babies smell!? I wanna jam one up each nostril and rob a bank!"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a cold one. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here""."
"In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up."
"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"