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Joke of the Day
"I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touchscreen while I'm driving"
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"What does snowman have and snow women doesn't, snowballs."
"My penis tingles when I'm in danger. Wait, nevermind; she said danger was her middle name."
"What is the internal tmperature of a taun-taun Luke warm"
"Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'."
"I just taught the dance floor a fucking lesson."
"I would like to think money won't change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil."
"Folks are worried about global warming and social security, when the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"Me: How was the party last night? 17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What??? 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl."
"Men of quality respect women's equality."