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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is."

"Why do strippers hate roofers? They always pay in shingles."

"good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler"

"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"

"Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No only medium rare!"

"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dont know what hes laced them with but i have been tripping all day."

"Why did the console peasant cross the street? To render the building on the other side!"

"Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail? He got caught giving alcohol to minors."

"Just bought a Jehovah Witness Advent calendar... Every time you open a door, a voice tells you to fuck off."