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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally wore a red shirt and khaki pants to Target today... Long story short, I think I got promoted to Assistant Manager."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Attractive."

"When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend"

"Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."

"I just got these awesome red shoes but there is an issue with them. They have no soles"

"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"

"Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how did they get in there?"

"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."