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Joke of the Day
"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Attractive."
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"I'm beginning to think I'm a terrible host. Hubs says it's rude to answer every question with ""I don't know. Get the fuck out of my house."""
"Reminder to any new followers...Ancestry.com is NOT a dating site...lesson learned...like 4 times."
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? Because they all have phones!"
"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"
"Dating a homeless girl I can just drop her off anywhere after the date right?"
"A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts ""look no hands!"""
"Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute."
"Friendship. (A bit of a dark humour) Friend: I need to save money... Me: Get a life vest Me: And some rope. Friend: Why do I need the life vest? Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one."
"Ha - mildly amusing Haha - funny Hahaha - sarcastic laugh Hahahaha - stayin' alive"