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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""
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"I love the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day"
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"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."
"Gangstas Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side? So their hats are right side up when they go to aim."
"Your greatest puns! Please, I love puns. Lots of puns. Any kind. Bring em on!"
"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck""? FIRE DUCK O SHIT WADDUP"
"Man who run behind truck... get exhausted!"
"Some of us are quiet because we're worried our thoughts might come out."
"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."