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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever wondered? What it could be loike?"
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"So a guy walks into Walgreen's. He asks the druggist for a bottle of Viagra. Druggist says, ""Do you have a prescription?"" Guy says, ""No, but I have a picture of the wife."""
"A guy named Michael was rushed to the emergency room one night and had to have heart surgery.. I guess you could say it was open Mike night."
"Does someone who sleeps on the ground because they like a hard mattress... prefer to sleep on Terra Firma?"
"What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman? A liar"
"How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb? None, because chauvinists can't change anything."
"What do you call an epileptic in the garden? Seizure salad"
"A chicken & an egg are in bed together. The chicken lights up a cigarette, turns to the egg & says 'Well I guess that answers THAT question!'"
"Why are giraffe's necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!"
"Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Just between you and me, something smells down there."