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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping in Jacksonvillle? He woke up."
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"Why will there never be an Asian president? Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing."
"How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste."
"Say what you will about Kombucha... ...It's just not my cup of tea."
"What is red... And smells like green paint? Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint? Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!"
"I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost 3 days already."
"The price of balloons is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation."
"Damn, girl. Are you r/Jokes? Because you tell me the same stupid shit over and over."
"My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time."
"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"