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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when your ex is dating someone who looks just like you."
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"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""hey, we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom says ""why not? I'm a 'fungi' Bam, you've all been PUNNED!"
"Your vaginas PH is so messed up... That you orgasm acid rain."
"True Love Man: I want to share everything with you, my love. Woman: Let's start with your bank account."
"Say what you want about paedophiles. At least they drive slow in school zones."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls"
"I'm making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland The flag is a big plus"
"Me: Choose a mate who loves & respects their mom, but isn't overly dependent on her. Lady: These are 4th graders- Me: THEY NEED TO KNOW THIS"
"How is a women and peanut butter the same? It takes a lot of coaxing to get them to spread when they're cold"
"DETECTIVE: TELL US WHERE THE STOLEN BANK MONEY IS HIDDEN ROBBER: Nope, but I WILL give you a series of clues DETECTIVE: ok this sounds fun"