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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk."
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"My mother told me I was so good at arguing that I should be a lawyer. I said bullshit!"
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"I'm taking a course in self defense. I can't afford a trial lawyer."