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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules? 2 na"
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"People usually stop coming over to your house when you greet them with ""Make yourself at home, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THE FREEZER."""
"Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes."
"How many antisocial guys does it take to change a flat tire? Fuck you!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side."
"One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar. She's scone now..."
"I don't know who this Rorschach guy is but..... Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"
"My last girlfriend was a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody."
"A bear and a bunny... Are shitting in the woods. The bear asks the bunny: ""Do you find that shit sticks to your fur?"" The bunny says, ""No, why?"" So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his ass."
"2015. Worse than the death of paper is the death of staplers. Rest in peace you sexy plastic alligators."