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Joke of the Day
"How many antisocial guys does it take to change a flat tire? Fuck you!"
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"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."
"Did you hear about the the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test."
"Whats green and flies? Super Pickle"
"How do you prevent alcoholism? Shots."
"him: what are u wearing me: I AM WREATHED IN VOID, AN EMPTINESS WHICH ADMITS NO LIGHT OR LIFE & SIGNALS THE END OF ALL THINGS him: thats hot"
"So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill Ba-dum-tiss"
"FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building"
"Christmas cards are how old people say, ""Hey, you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"""