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Joke of the Day
"Why was the doctor so stressed out? He lost his patients..."
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"Him: So what do you do? Me (hoping to save up for some bushes at the edge of my property): I run a hedge fund."
"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? Well, it's not hard."
"Why did the psych ward escapee never get married? He had a fear of commitment"
"Who sung? Sam. Samsung"
"My friend died at an orgy the other day and nobody knows why. It's a fucking mystery."
"Back in high school I never went for mean girls because I prefer them above average"
"What did the chicken do when it crossed the road Got to the other side"
"""Hey sorry Im overprotective, guess I just get nervous since I watched OUR FAMILY GET MURDERED!"" -What the dad on Finding Nemo shouldve said"
"You know what jokes are the worst? Lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies."