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Joke of the Day
"Why was the doctor so stressed out? He lost his patients..."
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"I hear Christian girls give really good moral."
"Fears: dying alone, getting horribly maimed or disfigured, people who stick their tongue out in photos"
"Nephew: Really?! Me: Yup! Go for it! N: *runs into wall* Me: *takes pic* N: *wakes up* Am I at Hogwarts? Me: No, we'll try again later."
"A blowjob will make your day But dry anal will make your hole weak."
"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"
"I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently. He's opened a lot of doors for me."
"I called the fortune-teller for an appointment. She said ""We will meet at 2pm"" ... I didn't go"
"(NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down."
"Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West? He was afraid of Chemo-sabe."