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Joke of the Day
"Why will no one watch the Olympic games this year only old men will be competing"
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"I swear I can stare at my girl for hours and not say a word. It's so fucking difficult with this restraining order to have a good conversation."
"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut."
"""Bacon gives you cancer"" is the 2015 version of ""touching yourself causes blindness."""
"What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage? This joke. PS: You don't think so? Prove me wrong."
"The doctor said I may have a strained abdominal muscle which is cool because that means I have an abdominal muscle."
"Drunk people are so self centred... ... they think the world revolves around them"
"Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."
"I listen to Ed Sheeran in the same way I stuff an entire cupcake in my mouth over the sink hoping no one will see."
"I don't always tell mom jokes But when i do, she laughs"