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Joke of the Day
"I don't always tell mom jokes But when i do, she laughs"
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"Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready"
"Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines"
"Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath."
"Lonely Second Graders What do you call a second grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor"
"Speed Dating Tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What do u do for fun I have 3 cats What are you most proud about I have 3 Next"
"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"
"Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already."
"I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid."