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Joke of the Day
"Drunk people are so self centred... ... they think the world revolves around them"
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"So I attempt to shoot myself with this gun? Do I whack off during or after? (Kid who grew up on Chatroulette playing Russian Roulette)"
"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun."
"""my favorite bon jovi song? oh its definitely the one where it sounds like a computer is trying to talk while burping"""
"Why is there so much ""twang"" in Country music? It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding."
"What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker? A zebra."
"What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at-large!"
"What do you call a black guy and an indian guy flying a plane? Pilots.......you racist idiot."