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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star? They spent a year doing missionary work."
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"Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST"
"You better brush your teeth everyday... Oral-B very mad!"
"[NSFW] I like my coffee the way I like slaves... Free, you asshole."
"Did you hear about the guy who won the Nobel for inventing time travel to the future? He was ahead of his time."
"I had a fight once. ""You should see the other guy!"" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple."
"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."
"I work in the meat department and a customer asks me what is the difference between the Halal chicken and the regular chicken. I said ""Regular chicken lays eggs. Halal chicken lays hand grenades."""
"GF: What's my biggest flaw? ME: You haven't got any, you're perfect, I love you GF: No come on, I mean pacifically ME: We should split up"
"we regret to inform you that you've hit rock bottom"