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"hey, i'm joking; my sister was never a cutter... you know how hard it is to be a cutter with your hands full of football team?"
"Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup."
"Why did Gigi leave the party angrily? Because she's Hadid."
"Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night."
"What do you call a car with a broken exhaust? Emission impossible"
"What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes."
"Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?"
"I generally avoid confrontation, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let this serving size suggestion tell me how to live my life."
"What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear? Claude"