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Joke of the Day

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two but you're going to need a damn big lightbulb."

"What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel? Fearless Reader"

"Yesterday, my Muslim friend ask me if I want to breakfast together It was stupid to wait at his door on 9am."

"A husband says to his wife ""I bet you can't tell me something that will make men both happy and sad."" She says, ""You have the biggest penis out of all of your friends."""

"In the divorce court today an 85-year old farmer divorced his 17-year old wife, claiming he could not keep his hands off her. He has since fired all of his hands and bought a combine harvester."

"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"

"Killed my first 8 point buck of the season! But it was with the front end of my truck so fuck my life..."

"I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes."

"Herb was diagnosed with cancer. It was a basil-cell carcinoma."

"Show him you care by leaving the message ""I see you"" on his bathroom mirror."