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Joke of the Day

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two but you're going to need a damn big lightbulb."

"A statistician has half his body encased in ice and the other half engulfed in flames. So on average, they felt fine."

"Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread? It's more fun to break wind"

"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"

"Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"

"It's a bit drizzy out there... Expect a li'l wayne"

"Terrify your parents by answering your cellphone."

"If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered beef?"

"The Golden Globe goes to... Burrito ... for best actor in a microwave, with a convincing performance of taking longer than necessary."

"What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? Binary stars."