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Joke of the Day
"How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."
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"I'm writing this from the hospital Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!"
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? Their, they're, there."
"Cop: You already had your phonecall now state your name for the tape or you're going to jail Ivana Fonekaal: [looks at lawyer]"
"My IQ came back negative."
"The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Came home to find my girlfriend packing her stuff... I asked her what she was doing, she says ""I'm leaving you, you sick peadophile!"" ""Peadophile! That's a big word for an 8 year old!"""
"Cuban I asked my grandmother for ""something Cuban"" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt. Clothes, but no cigar."
"Benedict Cumberbatch announced that he's really well known now To which I say ""No shit, Sherlock."""
"Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body? Hairoin"