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Joke of the Day

"A husband says to his wife ""I bet you can't tell me something that will make men both happy and sad."" She says, ""You have the biggest penis out of all of your friends."""

"What do sex and air have in common? It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any. Heard on the radio."

"Why Does The Bride Wear White? So That The Dishwasher Matches The Fridge."

"Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black."

"ME: look a possum HER: actually it's spelled opossum ME: you don't no how I spelled it, we're talking HER: actually it's spelled know"

"Sleepy pilot What did the tired pilot say to his crew? I think I'm gonna crash"

"Women treat me like God. They only talk to me when they need something."

"You know what they say about prison... You go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver"

"How do you catch an elephant? You dig a big hole, fill it with ash, and put peas around the outside of the hole. When the elephant comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole."

"A classic Dutch bakerjoke * A man walks into a bakery. * Baker: How can I help you? * Man: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!! * Baker: Get out dad, i'm trying to work."