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Joke of the Day

"A husband says to his wife ""I bet you can't tell me something that will make men both happy and sad."" She says, ""You have the biggest penis out of all of your friends."""

"Did you hear about the overly-eager bread dough? In the morning he was always the first one to rise. He didn't want to be a loaf."

"So a blind man walks into a bar and a table, and a chair"

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making head lines."

"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."

"My reaction to jokes where the punchline is [removed] after seeing so many of them [removed]"

"I finally learned what La Quinta means in English Behind Denny's"

"You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put ""anal"" in front? Probe, Explorer, Excursion..."

"My ex said he would die for me. All I'm saying is, it was his suggestion."

"I'm a janitor at MIT and i see some extremely hard ass equation on the chalk board. i quickly erase it because im not being paid to do math"