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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel? Fearless Reader"
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"What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie? Decompose yourself."
"I used to think Pet Insurance was a waste of money but my cat is at the vets & they've sent us a really lovely little courtesy cat."
"Chuck Norris farted once. He did this in the Sahara Rain Forest."
"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""
"This guy on GMA is thanking God b/c he survived 2 plane crashes. I'm pretty sure ""God"" is trying to kill him."
"What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one"
"knock knock. Who's there? Lee Lee who? No, Lee hao."
"Women call me ugly until they hear how much money I make. Then they call me ugly *and* poor."
"Knock knock *Who's there?* Who. *To who?* (cough, straighten collar) To WHOM..."