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Joke of the Day
"I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits."
Next Joke
"What is everyone using to scrape ice off their windscreen? This morning I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off.....!!"
"You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him. Also background checks and digging thru his trash."
"After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. Usually at family gatherings where she threatens me if I don't look happy."
"My arm is asleep. Let's draw mustaches on it."
"Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon but they left after a few minutes ? You see it had no atmosphere !"
"Dinner Table Son = Dad,can you pass the salt? Dad = I don't know,can you pass the semester?"
"How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"My girlfriend told me its time to shave my pubic area.... She said ""shave but don't go crazy down there"". I told her "" Ok baby I wont go all nuts""."
"Irish weather is like a Muslim... Its either Sunni or Shi'ite"