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Joke of the Day

"Dinner Table Son = Dad,can you pass the salt? Dad = I don't know,can you pass the semester?"

"Fun Fact If your parents never had children, chances are that neither will you."

"Happy Fourtho de Mayo."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and whore? The lawyer can't guarantee to get you off."

"Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration."

"What do you call a white person wearing glasses while playing Yu-Gi-Oh? Four eyes white dragon. ^sorry if repost, thought of this myself."

"How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a half Men"

"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."

"I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people."