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Joke of the Day
"And tonights weather: Dark."
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"(Interview) Says here on your resume that you're unpredictable. (I take a squirrel out of my pants dressed as Batman) ""That's a rumor""."
"What is the biggest gender on Tumblr? Whale-Kin"
"I usually hate having long hair But I think it's growing on me."
"A man goes to the lawyer: ""What is your fee?"" Lawyer says: ""1000 US dollars for 3 questions."" Man: ""Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?"" Lawyer: ""Yes, what is your third question?"""
"What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah"
"my date canceled today, now when someone asks ""How was your date?"" I can say I was too *hand*some."
"What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!"
"What's E.T short for? His little legs."
"You remind me of someone I'd never like to meet."