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Joke of the Day
"What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!"
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"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."
"Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?' Kristen: 'Mom you eat it all the time and I haven't seen ANY improvement.'"
"What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow"
"Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine. And you know what else? Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine."
"I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH other people at you."
"Every organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting."
"What is it called when Lebron James has sex? Bron-choitus"
"What do you call a queer redneck? A confederate fag."
"Can you people please stop being so condescending and passive-aggressive? Thanks!"