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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile? Boograr"
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"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."
"What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? Jose and Hose B"
"I came in like a lion and went out like a kitten."
"Do you know what George Washington would be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like hell at the inside of his casket."
"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"I wanted to bake a cake from scratch, but I'm out of scratch."
"What do you call the version of google maps without pac man? Pac Man-free Ver."
"I've heard that you should always be skeptical... but I have my doubts."
"My pet rabbit, Nickel, just died. So I buried him in the yard. Now I just have a Nickel-less cage."