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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a zombie and baby? A zombie may eat your brains, but a baby kills your dreams."

"Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree He's wanted dead and alive"

"Amazing how much ""self-help"" advice never gets to the part where you cowboy up and learn how to actually help yourself. By yourself."

"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"

"He always wanted a woman that would devour him whole like a gas station roasted chicken. She always wanted a gas station roasted chicken."

"There is nothing bad about masturbation... ...at least I fuck somebody I love."

"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquitos stops sucking after you fucking slap it"

"Who the hell is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old"

"Who was the first to see a cow and think ""I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"""