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Joke of the Day

"I started a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it."

"How do you get alot of people to check out your post? Tag it NSFW and repost it"

"What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar? They get BUCKED up!"

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."

"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"

"During a routine physical the Doctor said, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" asked the patient. ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical!"""

"El chiste! Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer? He had Loco motives."

"PSA: If your kid bumps into me one more time with your shopping cart I will unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole."

"Between men and women... There's a vas deferens."

"My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson."