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Joke of the Day
"Siri does the best Stephen Hawking impression."
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"What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird."
"Kids from '00 won't get this... Childhood"
"the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun, Get in the van"
"water Water Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. l"
"My friend just found out that he is Gay and Dyslexic... He is still in daniel."
"if you meet a woman under the age of 75 named ""Maude"" or ""Agatha"" it's a good bet to check nearby for a time machine"
"How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof? If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors."
"Cop: license and registration please. Me: (gives cop both) Cop: you drinking tonight? Me: no. Cop: you handed me 2 empty beer cans."
"A poem by Stevie Wonder Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can't see."