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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama middle name is Rambo."
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"How do you make a cat go woof? You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!"
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet."
"Damn, you are so savage... Andrew Jackson made you walk the Trail of Tears!"
"So Jesus can turn a Glass of Water into Wine Last night my drunk friend could turn a Glass of Water into Puke."
"What's a female lizard's favorite song? ""Girls just iguana have fun""."
"What's the best part about fucking twenty-two year old's? They are in their sexual prime."
"What's a woman's favorite keyboard key? Ctrl"
"""Carrie"" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder."
"""The N stands for number so no need to say 'PIN number'. ""Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'."