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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a frog jumps off a bridge? Kermitting suicide."
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"I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested."
"""Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"" ""Because we conceived her in Paris."" ""Ahh, thanks Dad! "" ""You're welcome, Backseat."""
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"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."