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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a frog jumps off a bridge? Kermitting suicide."
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"I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful."
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"If you can read this please let me know because, it means I blocked the wrong person. I'm still getting used to this Stupid timeline!"
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"Fortune Cookie: You will go on a date with a beautiful woman. She could do so much better."
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? Trust me."
"Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life."
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"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"