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Joke of the Day
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? Trust me."
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"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"What did the turkey say to the goat? The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up."
"Hubs: * Hands me a broom* Make yourself useful Me: Flies away"
"What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles? Philippe Philoppe"
"Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead."
"What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."
"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."
"I covered my gf with dough and raisins and put her in the oven to annoy her. Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed"