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Joke of the Day
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? Trust me."
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"What do you call the act of lying about Penis size? A Phallacy"
"Bed Bath & Beyond starts off pretty normal-sounding, but then it goes galactic."
"""Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."""
"Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0."
"How do Asian women test for pregnancy? Put a Rubik's Cube in the vagina for exactly one minute and see if it comes out solved."
"Dear necessity, happy mothers day! -Invention."
"I opened my closet, looking for my boots. And there they were... Gone! (as told to my by my Bella-Russian-Canadian (and redditor) friend)..."
"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."
"What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."