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Joke of the Day

"I found The Theory Of Everything It was in the blu-ray box at Walmart."

"What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial? High koala tea"

"A man was arrested for eating... He was at food COURT"

"Did you hear about the narcissist who called himself Jesus Christ? He used the Lord's name in vain."

"Why is there a bucket of shit at an Italian wedding? To keep the flies off of the bride."

"Apparently if you call out your own name while masturbating they will kick you off this ferris wheel."

"My blood test results are in today. Now I have to call my ex and tell her that she has high cholesterol."

"Gonna teach a bunch of old white guys the word ""bae"" so teens stop thinking it's cool and it goes away forever."

"The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me."

"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"