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Joke of the Day
"Fortune Cookie: You will go on a date with a beautiful woman. She could do so much better."
Next Joke
"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."
"What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door im dressing"
"officer: give me your name me: then what am I going to use?"
"do mice turn into rats or do i just have both in my apartment?"
"Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!"
"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."
"Today is the rest of the world's 9/11 No, seriously, look up the calendar."
"Why do ducks look so sad? Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth."
"How do you keep someone curious? I'll tell you on my next post"