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Joke of the Day
"Dinosaurs never had peanut butter and jelly and they all died."
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"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."
"So my girlfriend got a new tattoo...... Of a seashell located on her inner thigh, and the best part is if you place your ear next to it you can smell the ocean."
"What is Tumblr's least favourite show? NCIS"
"Little Johnny The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."
"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."
"Reading the Cheesecake Factory menu. Don't tell me how it ends!"
"Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is"
"My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance."
"If you want to make God laugh.... ...tell him your plans."